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Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand.”

The daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand.”

“He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”Her Dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick”

“I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.”

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