The 100 Best Classic Simpsons Quotes

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Here are 100 of the most cromulent quotes from the first eight seasons of The Simpsons, ranked (fairly randomly) from worst to best.
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From “Marge vs. the Monorail” (Season 4, Episode 12).

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From “Radioactive Man” (Season 7, Episode 2).

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From “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)” (Season 8, Episode 9).

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From “Itchy & Scratchy Land” (Season 6, Episode 4).

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From “Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment” (Season 8, Episode 18).

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From “Homer the Smithers” (Season 7, Episode 17).

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From “Homerpalooza” (Season 7, Episode 24).

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From “Bart Sells His Soul” (Season 7, Episode 4).

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From “King-Size Homer” (Season 7, Episode 7).

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From “Team Homer” (Season 7, Episode 12).

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From “Lisa on Ice” (Season 6, Episode 8).

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From “And Maggie Makes Three” (Season 6, Episode 13).

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From “Radioactive Man” (Season 7, Episode 2).

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From “The Crepes of Wrath” (Season 1, Episode 11).

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From “The PTA Disbands” (Season 6, Episode 21).

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From “Treehouse of Horror IV” (Season 5, Episode 5).

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From “Lisa the Vegetarian” (Season 7, Episode 5).

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From “Mountain of Madness” (Season 8, Episode 12).

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From “Marge on the Lam” (Season 5, Episode 6).

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From “22 Short Films About Springfield” (Season 7, Episode 21).

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From “A Streetcar Named Marge” (Season 4, Episode 2).

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From “Summer of 4 Ft. 2” (Season 7, Episode 25).

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From “Lisa’s Wedding” (Season 6, Episode 19).

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From “Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)” (Season 7, Episode 1).

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From “The PTA Disbands” (Season 6, Episode 21).

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From “You Only Move Twice” (Season 8, Episode 2).

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From “Bart Gets Famous” (Season 5, Episode 12).

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From “Principal Charming” (Season 2, Episode 14).

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From “A Milhouse Divided” (Season 8, Episode 6).

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From “I Love Lisa” (Season 4, Episode 14).

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From “Homer’s Enemy” (Season 8, Episode 23).

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From “Mountain of Madness” (Season 8, Episode 12).

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From “Treehouse of Horror III” (Season 4, Episode 5).

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From “Bart’s Comet” (Season 6, Episode 14).

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From “Homer the Vigilante” (Season 5, Episode 11).

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From “Summer of 4 Ft. 2” (Season 7, Episode 25).

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From “The Last Temptation of Homer” (Season 5, Episode 9).

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From “The Springfield Files” (Season 8, Episode 10).

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From “Team Homer” (Season 7, Episode 12).

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From “Bart’s Girlfriend” (Season 6, Episode 7).

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From “Bart Gets an Elephant” (Season 5, Episode 17).

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From “You Only Move Twice” (Season 8, Episode 2).

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From “Homer’s Phobia” (Season 8, Episode 15).

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From “Lisa the Vegetarian” (Season 7, Episode 5).

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From “The Canine Mutiny” (Season 8, Episode 20).

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From “Marge Be Not Proud” (Season 7, Episode 11).

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From “Bart of Darkness” (Season 6, Episode 1).

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From “Lisa on Ice” (Season 6, Episode 8).

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From “Lemon of Troy” (Season 6, Episode 24).

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From “Bart’s Comet” (Season 6, Episode 14).

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From “Lisa the Iconoclast” (Season 7, Episode 16).

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From “King-Size Homer” (Season 7, Episode 7).

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From “You Only Move Twice” (Season 8, Episode 2).

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From “Like Father, Like Clown” (Season 3, Episode 6).

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From “Homer Badman” (Season 6, Episode 9).

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From “Dancin’ Homer” (Season 2, Episode 5).

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From “Bart’s Girlfriend” (Season 6, Episode 7).

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From “Homer the Smithers” (Season 7, Episode 17).

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From “Bart Sells His Soul” (Season 7, Episode 4).

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From “The Day the Violence Died” (Season 7, Episode 18).

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From “Brush With Greatness” (Season 2, Episode 18).

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From “Homer’s Triple Bypass” (Season 4, Episode 11).

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From “The Old Man and the Lisa” (Season 8, Episode 21).

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From “Much Apu About Nothing” (Season 7, Episode 23).

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From “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy” (Season 5, Episode 14).

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From “Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield” (Season 7, Episode 14).

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From “Homerpalooza” (Season 7, Episode 24).

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From “Lisa’s Rival” (Season 6, Episode 2).

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From “Bart the Fink” (Season 7, Episode 15).

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From “Homer’s Phobia” (Season 8, Episode 15).

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From “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show” (Season 8, Episode 14).

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From “A Milhouse Divided” (Season 8, Episode 6).

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From “Cape Feare” (Season 5, Episode 2).

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From “Bart’s Comet” (Season 6, Episode 14).

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From “Treehouse of Horror III” (Season 4, Episode 5).

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From “Sideshow Bob Roberts” (Season 6, Episode 5).

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From “And Maggie Makes Three” (Season 6, Episode 13).

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From “The Twisted World of Marge Simpson” (Season 8, Episode 11).

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From “Lisa’s Date With Density” (Season 8, Episode 7).

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From “Treehouse of Horror V” (Season 6, Episode 6).

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From “Bart’s Inner Child” (Season 5, Episode 7).

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From “Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie” (Season 4, Episode 6).

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From “Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield” (Season 7, Episode 14).

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From “Grade School Confidential” (Season 8, Episode 19).

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From “Homer Badman” (Season 6, Episode 9).

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From “The Springfield Files” (Season 8, Episode 10).

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From “Lisa the Beauty Queen” (Season 4, Episode 4).

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From “Bart After Dark” (Season 8, Episode 5).

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From “Burns’ Heir” (Season 5, Episode 18).

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From “Homer the Heretic” (Season 4, Episode 3).

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From “Homerpalooza” (Season 7, Episode 24).

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From “Lisa’s Date With Density” (Season 8, Episode 7).

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From “Lisa the Vegetarian” (Season 7, Episode 5).

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From “Bart’s Friend Falls in Love” (Season 3, Episode 23).

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From “Colonel Homer” (Season 3, Episode 20).

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From “Lisa’s Substitute” (Season 2, Episode 19).

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From “Homer the Great” (Season 6, Episode 12).

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From “Lisa on Ice” (Season 6, Episode 8).

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From “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy” (Season 5, Episode 14).

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From “Burns’ Heir” (Season 5, Episode 18).

 

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